Book: Chicken Wing The Featherian Saga, A Parody
Author: P. Mattern
Cover by: CDG Cover Designs
Publisher: Book Nook Nuts LLC
Amazon Universal: https://books2read.com/chicken-wing
Paperback: https://amzn.to/3RwxDNQ

“This reluctant chicken-wrangling Cadet will cause a huge flap in the Royal Kingdom”.

Once every thousand years the Royal Kingdom of Pine (pronounced “peen”) sees the rise of a reluctant Hero, one that turns the Tides of Fate and arrives just in time to save the world.

Lady Ruby Tushoes has dreams of being a Librarian and Archivist for the Roostaferian Riders Museum of Arts and Sciences but her older brother Lord Rex, (who has been her Guardian since their parents were tragically decapitated during a three-legged race at the Annual Pine Picnic), insists she train for the Giant Chicken Cavalry by becoming a Cadet instead.

Although the very thought of riding fowl chaps her delicate behind, Ruby has no choice but to obey her brother as he threatens to cut her off without a penny unless she enrolls in Cock & Cackle Academy.

When she begs him to reconsider, he tells her
“Anyone that can ride a horse can ride a giant chicken, and anyway,
those muscular thighs of yours would be wasted among the Archives!”